Thursday, August 4, 2011

Money and Career Woes

I feel like i'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. I have an idea in mind for possible career choice. It's not the in demand health profession that i've been inching at since high school- it's Photography/Web Design. Not the most idealic money wise but it's what I LOVE to do. I often go back and forth between nursing which I like and the arts which I love with a passion. Of course everything takes money. To start up an on-site in home business, camera, equipment etc. i'm looking at a minimum $2,500 which is out of reach at this point.

The alternative is I can continue school and pay thousands of dollars (on top of the 15g I already owe) to become a nurse. Where did my hopes and dreams go of being an RN? I think after I had my children and being a SAHM for the most part of 3 years I realized I don't want to work 12 hour shifts everyday. I want to make my own schedule and be my own boss. I don't want the stress that being a nurse brings. I also feel like i'd be missing out on my kids life. I think i'd also miss the manicured life of being a spoiled wife and mommy to the fast-paced career world. The only thing pushing me to go back to work part-time is to save money to start my own business. Is it cocky to assume that I know i'm better than half of these photographers out there and I don't even have the equipment?

What's a girl got to do to make some money around this bitch!?

I could take up hustin/gang bangin'

Or I can throw on a pair of these babies and shake what my mama never gave me?

Monday, August 1, 2011

Really Though?

I guess kids eat anything.

Practical but just plain stupid. I suppose it could come in handy during allergy season :/ ...NO

Yep you read that right. BACON. Gross. If you're looking to attract a women 300+ lbs.then smelling like a lard ass will definitely win over her heart and tastebuds.

Have you ever gotten out the shower and had any doubts about which side of the towel to use? If yes, then look no further there is a solution!


Epic Fail
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a BABY CAGE! Have you ever lived in a confined space with no outdoor area for your baby? All you have to do is hang your baby out of a window.

How to Manage

Here's a helpful article:

How to Manage a Marriage with Children | Marriage | Family & Relationships

Sunday, July 31, 2011

La Cucharacha

Say hello to my newest roomate La Cucharacha! (That's not my photo by the way. I won't go near those things) Now say adios because the exterminator comes tomorrow :) Contrary to beliefs they don't just come to the ghetto, they live in clean houses with scary BASEMENTS! ahhhh

Imagine this handsome fellow just veggin on the pillow next to you as you drift off to sleep tonight. Buenos Noches BITCHES

She's BACCKK like cooked crack?


I'm back in the blogging world thanks to peer pressure. Let's see if I can keep up this time. Welp for starters i'm a girrlll :) I'm 23 been married for 4 years in Sept. I have 2 blaxican babies by a big black mamba named Josh.

This isn't technically my first post but I can't seem to import from my other blog sooo this is the first official blab. I have nothing exciting to talk about today and probably won't tomorrow either...yeah it's one of THOSE blogs today. I won't bore you with what my day consisted of (nothing) or how awesome my hubby is (bore!) or how well behaved my kids were today (helllz no) I will however tell you what I DIDN'T do- I didn't skydive, I didn't eat fried pickles, I didn't eat healthy or work-out for that matter, I didn't start my car, I didn't feed the squirrels, or the birds but apparently i'm feeding COCKROACHES because i've found some in my home! GROSSSSS. I feel dirty even posting that shame I smell mrs. shameless? (kinda) Simply put I was lazy today (gasp) That's what happens when you're 23 and your kids make you feel like you're 72.

Tomorrow is a new day though and I plan on donating all of Gabby's old clothes, toys and baby gear to someone who reaalllyy needs it. I feel good about that. I will probably clean out the basement too and prepare for my moms second arrival in 2 weeks. That's right folks she's moving in with me :/ Not sure how I feel about that yet. If you know me personally then you know why I say that otherwise that's a whole new post for the next ten days. I will however keep you somewhat entertained with my lone shenanigans <---yes I said shenanigans. I'll take you on my journey through learning how to dance bahaha, learning to sew, trying new recipes, make-up tutorials, design tips all from a boring stay at home mom. Exciting huh? yippee

Give me some feedback on what you'd like to see.